Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life
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john mulaney is cool because he tells ridiculous stories about himself, rather than dumping on other people. he’s also not a racist piece of shit so that’s pretty dope
(Source: skeletonrae, via babesboobsandbbqsauce)
*top voice* no i was not ‘crying’ in the ‘bathroom’ the redeye is from ‘smoking weed’. yes that is also why i ‘sound like shit’. well maybe i WOULD ‘like’ a ‘hug’ but youre gay for saying it
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